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Jul 10th

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WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND →

So we’ve got this cleaning lady in the office right now and she comes by my desk and points at it and says “clean?” and I kind of panic because my shit is everywhere and I start saying to her “oh god I’m sorry it’s all such a mess, everything, my desk, my life, it’s just, it’s all a mess right now”, and so I clean up the three empty cigarette packs and six empty packages of gum and twenty...

Jul 10th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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State of the Union: Official Drinking Game →

State of the Union live on YouTube

Jan 28th

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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world →

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 ...

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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BREAKING: The New Apple iPad! →

Jan 27th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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I had a dream →

via b3ta

Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 20th

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All the Best Escalator FAILS →

switchedblog: urlesque: Oh, we went there.

Jan 20th

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Gingers Do Have Souls Video →

Gingers Do Have Souls - Watch more Funny Videos We do have souls! “Everybody else gets respect. I mean, black people, white people, Mexicans, everyone!” Ummm, two things: 1) aren’t redheads still white people?, and 2) You think redheads get treated worse than black people or Mexicans? I love this kid. I love GINGERS!!!!!

Jan 20th

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“SAN DIEGO (AP) — Fire officials said a San Diego middle school was evacuated...”

– Boy’s Science Project Prompts School Evacuation

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Watch

Everyone is good at something. These people just happen to be good at failing — sometimes on a massive scale. But make no mistake: failing this hard is a talent and one we feel is worth celebrating. As such, we present to you the most awesome fails of 2009. Some of these are just plain hilarious, some of them are painful, and some of them are pretty difficult to watch. So whether you were...

Jan 16th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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Google Street View →

Click here to view it on Google Street View.

Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Worst. Friend. Ever. →

…he ripped off his testicles in a drunken rage! A man ripped his friend’s testicles off in a drunken rage when his victim failed to respond to his fondling. Hans O. (45) appeared in room 117 of Dusseldorf district court with the public prosecutor accusing the 120-kg man of committing sexual abuse and grievous bodily harm. The incomprehensible incident took place on September 2 last year. Hans...

Jan 14th

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